I'm now in incredible pain. The guy did the hadrosaur and also touched up my hoof tattoo and the 'th

We played Whelans in Dublin last night. Let me tell you, the people of Dublin walk twice as fast as the rest of the world (and the birds of London sing three times as fast) something to do with the moon I think.
The night started relatively normally. The show was fun. Then something happened and suddenly the owner of Whelans was quoting family guy with astonishing accuracy, he was having a kind of relay with himself. Later he would sing an almost identical version of sinatra's disneyland hotel discount 'the lady is a tramp' into my eyes, changing the 'lady' to 'Houghton'.
Somehow I talked a man, who's name I don't remember, into tattooing a hadrosaur on my arm in the back streets of Dublin. Our Tour Manager, Ross Lewis and John from goodnight disneyland hotel discount Lenin (or goodnight Kevin as their cheque from cork would suggest) came along. John cried silently when he realised we may be being driven into a dark alley to be shot.
I'm now in incredible pain. The guy did the hadrosaur and also touched up my hoof tattoo and the 'thank you' tattoo on the palm of my hand. It's fair to say I didn't think about having to play 10 consecutive shows with my right arm.
We got back to Whelans to pick up the hooves but found only one, an incredibly drunk Blazey, in the parking lot. He was in a terrible mood because he felt somehow offended that he had not been offered a tattoo. I explained that I positively bullied disneyland hotel discount the man into giving me one and that frankly I think he only gave it to me because I told him I'm related to billy the kid after he mentioned his love of cowboys.
Back at the hotel I called Dav at around 4am to find out that he and the remaining hooves were in a studio with two girls and goodnight Lenin. Eventually they came back and in the morning I walked barefoot into the bathroom disneyland hotel discount and through a puddle on the floor that we later identified as davs urine.