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DID YOU READ about that super-geek spending his sixth straight year playing online games in an inter


FAMILIES WITH CHILDREN are loving the new air ticket system where small skinny passengers pay less than big fat ones . At Samoa Air, staff weigh the traveler and his or her baggage and charge st giles hotel in london US$4.16 per kilo, I hear from reader Helen Woo.
There have already been angry complaints. On a BBC web report, a reader who is six feet tall and weighs 90 kilos without being overweight demanded to know why he should be penalized for his high score "in the genetic lottery".
Because, my friend, we short people are penalized for our low score "in the genetic lottery" every day of our lives, statistically getting worse jobs, worse salary, uglier partners, etc, so it's only fair that you ugly overgrown gorillas st giles hotel in london SUFFER HORRIBLY NOW, not that I have a chip on my shoulder or anything.
DID YOU NOTICE the North Korean government announced it would destroy America and issued YET ANOTHER picture of Kim Jong Un looking through binoculars. Shouldn't someone tell him that you cannot see the US with binos from North Korea?
DID YOU READ about that super-geek spending st giles hotel in london his sixth straight year playing online games in an internet café? In 2007 he went into a cubicle cafe near Jilin University in China to check his email. He liked it and has been there ever since.
He doesn't like talking to humans (not much experience I imagine) so a Xinhua reporter learned only that his name was Li Meng. Staff say he must earn money via the computer, because he pays US$500 a month for the spot where he works, eats and sleeps. st giles hotel in london I am SO going to hide this article from my teenage son. This is his dream come true.
(Filipinos: small but perfect) FILIPINO READER Edwin Cojuangco sent me a report saying his homeland's President has just quashed a bill allowing short people st giles hotel in london to join the police. That seemed like a nasty blow against us shorties, so I looked up the actual requirements to be a cop in the Philippines. "Tall enough" is defined as 5ft 4 ins (1.63m) for men and 5 ft 2 ins (1.58m) for women. At last, I am a giant!
AS MENTIONED above, your humble narrator is off to Perth (in Australia) to give a couple of speeches this week. I'll be flying Hong Kong to Singapore tomorrow to change planes. So I'll be at the coffee shop at Changi in the afternoon. Then arrive in Aus at midnight. Visit me at the Fremantle Esplanade Hotel if you're reading this from that part of the world.
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