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The unnamed flight attendant’s speech took place during a recent trip between San Francisco and Chicago. Right from the start, nbc studio tour nyc the Southwest Airline nbc studio tour nyc passengers knew this journey would be a bit different .
“In the event you haven t been in an automobile since 1960, flight attendants still have to show you how to fasten a seatbelt,” the Southwest flight attendant began . “And that seatbelt needs to be low and tight across your hips just like the hot pink Speedo I’m gonna be wearing when I finally get the three of us to a hotel hot tub tonight.”
Based on the laughs from the Southwest airline passengers during the routine, we doubt any of them wanted to escape this attendant’s humor. And passenger David London , who posted the viral safety demonstration on YouTube, lauded the steward in the video’s description.
“I told him it was the most fun flight nbc studio tour nyc I ever took and thank you for going above and beyond to make everyone feel comfortable and entertained,” London wrote of the Southwest flight attendant. “He threw a cocktail party ½ way through the flight as well. What a GEM he was!”
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“For those of you traveling with your children, why?” the Southwest employee said . “For those of you traveling with two of your children, what in the world were you thinking? But when those [oxygen] masks fall, you’ll want to put the mask on the bright one — that one’s going to contribute nbc studio tour nyc to your retirement most successfully.”